Yah, man!

So, honestly answer (a), (b), (c), or (d), whichever comes closest to your natural reactions.

1. You walk into a store, and a guy tells you to wear a mask. You:
(a) do so
(b) argue and then do so
(c) wear it in the entrance then stealthily take it off once inside
(d) tell him to go make love with himself

2. You've had a fever for a week now, and it's getting worse. You:
(a) see a doctor
(b) check out WebMD
(c) mention it to someone you know
(d) walk it off

3. It's getting chilly. You:
(a) wear that scarf French men sport around their necks
(b) you dress real warm on your way to the bus because you don't want to catch a cold
(c) you just throw on some jacket
(d) you go out in shorts, because fuck you

4. Your best friend's mom died. You:
(a) give him a long hug with tears in your eyes
(b) give him a speech about life and death and how time will heal wounds
(c) give him a quick, comforting-but-firm hug
(d1) say, "It is what it is"
(d2) trick question; you don't have a "best friend"

5. You're passing by the river and someone pulls up a knife and tells you to give him your watch. You:
(a) do while begging for your life, teary-eyed
(b) stay stoic and give him your watch
(c) argue about why you should keep that watch
(d) pull out a gun and shoot him

6. Your wife wants you to watch a chick flick. You:
(a) do
(b) grumble, or ask for something in return, and then do
(c) manage to get out of it
(d) she'd never dare ask you that

7. What's the point of making money?
(a) to buy groceries and give to charity
(b) to afford basic things and achieve material self-sufficiency
(c) to provide for your family
(d) to bend people around you to your will

8. You feel like reading something. You buy:
(a) a novel
(b) a history book
(c) a how-to, practical manual
(d) reading is gay

As you may have guessed, the more Ds, the more alpha. If you've got a lot of Cs, congrats, you're near Chuck Norris levels alpha — people around you are either gawking in fascination or gulping in apprehension, not to mention panties are getting moist left and right. That's the price to pay for being alpha. That, and prison, ostracism, disability, and a likely short lifespan.